Friday, August 12, 2011

What dat?


A snippet of a conversation that started first thing this morning and has yet to end...



Momma, what dat?

That's cheese.

Oh.



Momma, what you doing?

I'm cutting the cheese so I can put it into the bowl.

Oh.



Momma, what you do now?

I'm putting the salsa on the cheese so I can put it into the microwave and cook it.

Oh.



Momma, what now?

I'm waiting for the microwave to tell me it is done so we can eat it with chips.

Oh.

Yum.



Momma, what you doing?

Pouring you a drink.

Oh.



Momma, what is dat?

It's juice.

Oh.



Momma, what you do now?

Putting the cup of juice on the table so you can drink it.

Oh.



Momma, what you do now?

Slowly going insane.

Oh.

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